June 2012
chicken soup for the marie calloway soul
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May 2012
+/x .B.A.S.I.C.S. x\+ YoUr NaMe:: Walter Thomas Mackey YoUr AgE:: 22 B-DaY:: May 9th, 1990 Do y0u have a BF/GF:: no If n0t, d0 y0u have a crush:: ellen kennedy :=: _F_a_V_o_R_i_T_e_S_ :=: iCE cREAM fLAVOR= orange pineapple cOLOR= seafoam green gIRLS nAME= samara bOYS nAME= atreyu nUMBER= 666 fRIEND= amber sIBLING= that bitch died [(ThiS 0R ThaT)] PEPSi 0R C0KE~ coke CATS 0R D0GS~ dogs PiZZA 0R...
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arlingtondr:
WHAT I CANT BREATHE
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thepanaman replied to your video
Did she just say “I love clothes”? Love her.
i love clothes, i love beautiful clothes
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koof:
I’m going to tab out as many songs as I can by The Number 12 Looks Like You.
I’m starting with Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses, of course. I won’t tab out songs that already have a good tab for them, unless I think they’re inaccurate (and there’s quite a few that are).
The first song I’m doing is Bambi the Hooker and a Case of Beer.
If you know this song, you can understand how ridiculous...
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Selected Unpublished Tweet Drafts by Walter Mackey...
I had a dream where I was wearing weird vegan pants and I told everyone I was going to Africa but i wasn’t actually going to Africa and when I woke up there were two empty cheese slice wrappers on my bed.
found myself texting a friend about ‘turking’ instead of ‘turkey’ and couldn’t ‘spot the problem’ until i sent three text messages that said...
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two girls
there are two girls and they are sitting next to each other and they are both drinking pepsi and one girl says to the other girl ‘i feel fat, i, no, what, i don’t know’ and the other girl says ‘no, wait, i get you, i get chu’ and the other girl says ‘yeah’ they both nod their heads they both look into the sunset a red nissan sentra drives by the girls the...
when i make bank deposits i sometimes write your phone number instead of my account number by accident
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shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
OH MY GOD
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A List of Things I Received in the Mail From Tao...
- 1x copy of bebe zeva - 1x copy of essay on ‘almost transparent blue’ by ryū murakami by tao lin - 1x copy of essay of ‘koko, the “talking” gorilla’ by tao lin - 1x copy of an 11,810 word transcript of an MDMA interview - [random pages], appears to be notes from ‘people watching’ - 19x stapled pages of text that says ‘deletions’ in red...
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