That is the amount of money required to restore my cell phone service. Clearly, I don’t have $661.78 CAD to drop on my ‘effing bill’ right away and according to my current finances, it will probably take me 2-3 months to come up with this amount of ‘mad skrilla’.
So, I am reaching out to Tumblr and to Twitter for you to help fund my ‘largest cell phone bill in the history of owning a cell phone’.
All you have to do is Paypal firstname.lastname@example.org [any amount of money] and if you provide an e-mail address, I will record a video of me doing [almost anything] that you request.
Thank-you so much for participating.