
this is my favourite quote from ‘crunk juice’ by steve roggenbuck
i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder while reading a book in my life

I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YA
CANT BREATHE WITHOUT YA
IM DREAMIN BOUT YA
HONESTLY TELL ME THAT ITS
OVER
(Source: terriblephotosoflindsaylohan)

im tired of rumours startin
im sick of bein followed
im tired of ppl lyin
sayin wat they want about me
y cant they back up off me
y cant they let me live
im gonna do it my way
take this 4 jus wat it is
lindsay lohan went to jail for doing some things
lindsay lohan got out of jail
lindsay lohan told her publicist to go to a restaurant to pick her up a motherfucking vegan-ass burger
lindsay lohan thought about tweeting ‘bitch i’m out already shit’s crowded’
lindsay lohan did not post her tweet
lindsay lohan cried softly on her ride home in the car
lindsay lohan thought ‘R.L. STINE R.L. STINE R.L. STINE’