judge judy is probably not a vegan
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| Music: | Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Atlas Sound, Beach House, Björk, Braid, Coma Cinema, Deerhunter, Elliott Smith, Elvis Depressedly, Hawthorne Heights, Mineral, Moby, Panda Bear, Perfume Genius, Prurient, Salem, Sigur Rós, The Locust, The Saddest Landscape, Tower Of Rome, Xiu Xiu |
| Movies: | Girl, Interrupted, I Think We're Alone Now, May, Me And You And Everyone We Know, Paris Is Burning, Running With Scissors, Small Town Gay Bar, The Future, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Year Of The Dog |
| Television: | Big Brother, Girls, Hoarders, Intervention, Lost, My Strange Addiction, Roseanne, The Shopping Channel, Twin Peaks |
| Books: | 1Q84, A Neo Tropical Companion, Bed, Eeeee Eee Eeee, Everything Was Fine Until Whatever, During My Nervous Breakdown I Want To Have A Biographer Present, Nobody Belongs Here More Than You, Richard Yates, Running With Scissors, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts Of A Mexican Panda Express Employee, Shoplifting From American Apparel, Sometimes My Heart Pushes My Ribs, Sweet Tomb, This Isn't About Jon Ross It's About Art |
| Hereoes: | Björk, Ian Dominick Fernow, Marina Abramović, Miranda July, Noah Lennox, Tao Lin, Wes Eishold, You |
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| Status: | Single |
| Orientation: | Gay |
| Ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| Religion: | Alt Lit |
| Occupation: | Tumblr |
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condiments
once i saw a girl on the bus and she was wearing a pink coat and listening to ‘the weepies’ and she was smiling and waving at the cars when we arrived at each red light but the cars didn’t wave back even though she waved frantically
i decided i wanted to sit closer to her and i sat in the seat directly behind her pink coat body and her iphone died so she took out her earbuds and sighed and i whispered in her ear ‘do you know there is a world condiment shortage’ and she said ’did you say condoms’ and i said ‘no condiments’ and she said ‘huh’
she got off the bus at the mall and i got off the bus at the mall and then i saw her stealing ketchup packets from kfc because there is a world condiment shortage
she looked suspicious and i laughed to myself and thought that she was a ‘dumb bitch whore slut blonde bimbo ass freak retard’ but then again i thought that if someone told me there was a condiment shortage on a bus i would believe them and maybe you shouldn’t believe everything you hear because people lie a lot every day
maybe everything you ever read is all a lie
maybe i am a lie
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