once i saw a girl on the bus and she was wearing a pink coat and listening to ‘the weepies’ and she was smiling and waving at the cars when we arrived at each red light but the cars didn’t wave back even though she waved frantically
i decided i wanted to sit closer to her and i sat in the seat directly behind her pink coat body and her iphone died so she took out her earbuds and sighed and i whispered in her ear ‘do you know there is a world condiment shortage’ and she said ’did you say condoms’ and i said ‘no condiments’ and she said ‘huh’
she got off the bus at the mall and i got off the bus at the mall and then i saw her stealing ketchup packets from kfc because there is a world condiment shortage
she looked suspicious and i laughed to myself and thought that she was a ‘dumb bitch whore slut blonde bimbo ass freak retard’ but then again i thought that if someone told me there was a condiment shortage on a bus i would believe them and maybe you shouldn’t believe everything you hear because people lie a lot every day
maybe everything you ever read is all a lie
maybe i am a lie

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